Why use a mirror, when you can just walk outside and see if homeless and/or sketchy people talk to you? Sure, you could ask your friends if your outfit looks ok, or you could just go out onto the sidewalk or subway and see if any drunken homeless people comment (or not). If not, maybe you should really try a different belt, or maybe those earrings aren't working for you?
Comment Ghetto guy says "heyyyy"
Translates to That's a really nice color on you. Berry colors are really "in."
Comment Homeless guy says "wow oh my god!"
Translates to I like what you've done with your hair. I like the new cut.
Comment Random guy makes cat purr sound
Translates to You're really grasping the style this season.
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I saw a girl walking down Delancey the other day, and this sketchy old guy said to her "I've been watching you all week! I just had to talk to you...blah...blah....(in as creepy voice as possible)" She of course ignored him.
Translates to
I feel like your outfit as a whole really is working today. Though, have you considered gladiator sandals or a wide belt, just to update your look?
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And the ATM ate my check deposit. It made noises like it was chewing it up. I guess we all get hungry.
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2 comments:
Very funny - this is great!
You should give each of your "translators" a copy of this:
http://www.slate.com/id/2262206
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